{"id":1999,"date":"2014-06-07T18:12:05","date_gmt":"2014-06-07T22:12:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/johnestes.org\/?p=1999"},"modified":"2014-06-07T18:12:05","modified_gmt":"2014-06-07T22:12:05","slug":"male-novelist-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/johnestes.net\/?p=1999","title":{"rendered":"Male Novelist Jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A short sample of <a href=\"http:\/\/the-toast.net\/2013\/11\/04\/male-novelist-jokes\/\">these<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Q: How many male novelists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?<br \/>\nA: The terrible sex had made him feel deeply interesting, like a murder victim.<\/p>\n<p>Q: How many male novelists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?<br \/>\nA: \u201cIt\u2019s only the <em>institution<\/em> I have a problem with,\u201d he explained to the empty bar.<\/p>\n<p>Q: How many male novelists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?<br \/>\nA: [4000 words from the narrator about his feelings on his childhood circumcision]\n<p>Q: How many male novelists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?<br \/>\nA: The time had come for him to go to war, and also find himself, and also reject the rules of your society.<\/p>\n<p>Q: How many male novelists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?<br \/>\nA: His alcoholism was different, because someday he was going to die.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A short sample of these. Q: How many male novelists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: The terrible sex had made him feel deeply interesting, like a murder victim. Q: How many male novelists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: \u201cIt\u2019s only the institution I have a problem with,\u201d he explained to the empty &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","wps_subtitle":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/johnestes.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1999"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/johnestes.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/johnestes.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/johnestes.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/johnestes.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1999"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/johnestes.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1999\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/johnestes.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1999"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/johnestes.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1999"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/johnestes.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1999"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}