{"id":1148,"date":"2013-04-15T12:25:52","date_gmt":"2013-04-15T16:25:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/johnestes.org\/?p=1148"},"modified":"2013-04-15T12:25:52","modified_gmt":"2013-04-15T16:25:52","slug":"least-believable-corporate-statement-of-the-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/johnestes.net\/?p=1148","title":{"rendered":"Least Believable Corporate Statement of the Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theverge.com\/2013\/4\/15\/4225872\/vodafone-disables-cell-tower-thanks-to-rare-bird-nest\">from Vodaphone, which had to shut down a cell tower<\/a> in Southampton due to nesting peregrine falcons, which are a protected species in the UK.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>While Vodafone accepts it is inconvenient for its customers, it is happy to see a protected species take up residence on one of its masts, stating &#8220;it is great news that the falcons are nesting in the city.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This from Vodaphone, which had to shut down a cell tower in Southampton due to nesting peregrine falcons, which are a protected species in the UK. While Vodafone accepts it is inconvenient for its customers, it is happy to see a protected species take up residence on one of its masts, stating &#8220;it is great news that the falcons are &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","wps_subtitle":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/johnestes.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1148"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/johnestes.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/johnestes.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/johnestes.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/johnestes.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1148"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/johnestes.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1148\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/johnestes.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1148"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/johnestes.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1148"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/johnestes.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1148"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}